"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" -Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)
"Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?" --Marilyn Monroe
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." -Stephen Wright
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." -Dorothy Parker
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " -Frank Sinatra